The modern tree of knowledge.
Use this wondrous new discovery to replace books, school, even meaningful conversation.
It’s not hard you already have it in your home.
Just turn on the T.V. and turn off your mind.
It will do all the thinking for you, just do as it says and you will be rewarded with a lifetime of mediocrity and a vague sense of dissatisfaction, without ever having to wonder why.
Bring the kids, and start them early.
Join the mindless masses, in a state of thoughtless empty bliss.
Free thought is overrated anyway.
It just gets in the way of happiness.
This image won Honorable Mention in the 2008 Carnival of evil contest.
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